Do you ever wonder:

Do you ever wonder:

- Why some days your toothpaste is foamier than others? It's the same paste, same brush, same water, same mouth - why did I look like I have rabies this morning?

- Why the dog never wants to come close to you unless he has just gotten water and drags slobber all over your feet or legs?

- Why you can get a haircut that is completely different from your usual style and within a few days to a week it looks exactly like the style you had before?

- Why is it that you can go for an hour and just piddle around at work or school and not be bothered but as soon as you get started on a project the phones ring off the hook and you can't get a thing done?

- Why is it that the songs I burned out on during my high school years are the only songs they play on the 80's stations now?

- Who is it that decided that when in doubt size down? Don't the clothing manufacturers realize that if they would size a bit bigger women would fall all over themselves to get into a smaller number?

- Why is my camera always charged and ready to use when I'm eating or doing something stupid? If I'm looking all pretty and nice the batteries are always dead!

- Why we feel the need to shave our legs for a doctor's appointment?

- Is there anyone out there that really likes pickled pigs feet or are they just there to gross us out?

- How come you can sleep for 8 hours straight and wake up as tired as you were when you went to bed - but an hour nap will leave you completely refreshed?

- Rapid dissolve toilet paper - wouldn't you love to have been in the meeting where this idea was first pitched?

- Don't you wonder about the state of my mind if this is the kind of thing that is wandering around in there?